Goddamn it, I swore I was not going to get sucked into this whole youtube cult thing. And yet...
All right, though. 12 Characters meme. You know the drill; most of you probably did this ages ago. Write down the names of 12 characters, then read and answer the questions. No looking at the questions or clicking the cut beforehand.
1. Allison Cameron
2. Lisa Cuddy
3. GOB Bluth
4. Justin Crowe
5. Sofie Bojakshiya
6. James Wilson
7. Maeby Funke
8. River Tam
9. Greg Sanders
10. Olivia Benson
11. Wesley Wyndham-Pryce
12. Gregory House
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Wilson/Wes? No, I haven’t – I’d read it if someone I trusted wrote it, though. For that could be hot.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dude, there is no safe answer to this question: I say "yes" and Iris kills me, I say "no" and Iris... still kills me. (He’s got magnetism, though. And I’ll admit to being curious about the whole "wonderful, terrible things" thing.)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
House/River... oh, dear. Well, Foreman and Zoe would have to physically restrain Simon from beating him to death with his own cane (I’m setting this in the House-verse, because I would love to watch him try to arrange pre-natal care for a crazy, pregnant eighteen-year-old with no insurance and no valid birth certificate), and Cuddy would be all like "What. Did. You. DO?" (House: "What, you want specifics?") and "Oh my God, do you have any – oh, God, disbarred, you are so disbarred," and Mal would give him the "you’re gonna do right by my pilot, or else my friend here with the grenades might have to get a bit tetchy" speech. Wilson, of course, would be incredibly jealous, especially after River basically outed him in front of the entire hospital; actually, though, I see her being pretty much okay with it – floating around the hospital in a maternity top and jeans, saying crazy things to the patients. House’s mommy would be thrilled, and knit millions of tiny sweaters; the baby would be disturbingly bright, and probably reading before it had teeth. House would not marry her, because of the no birth certificate and also not being the marrying kind, but she would move in on him and randomly move his furniture around when the mood struck her, and he would take her to see patients because she could read their minds and tell him what they were lying about. And they would live oddly-but-happily ever after.
Also, somewhere in there, Simon and Cameron would have consolation-sex. In the lab. And Cuddy would tear Jayne a new one for bringing assault weapons into the clinic, and he would be smitten and make several increasingly weird attempts to court her. And I’m totally overthinking this, aren’t I?
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Not right off the top of my head – I know there’s some good stuff out there, though.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Wilson/Cuddy -- meh. They’ve probably entertained the possibility, but I don’t think so – I think she sees right through his bullshit, and is too rational to think it could end well. I know people who disagree with me, though...
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Well, they’re both extremely implausible crossovers, but I’m going with the Sofie/Greg; it might even be – I’m going with "cute," for lack of a better word. At least, until she made out with Nick in front of him, or something.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Maeby walking in on House and Cuddy: *shrugs, walks away*
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
(Olivia/Gob) Um – "During a highly successful New York tour, one of the Hot Cops is found strangled. Hilarity ensues."
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
River/Cameron; you know, there probably is (or will be), but I’ve never come across any.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
House/Maeby – oh, what is it with this meme and the House/Jailbait? Oh, well. It’s called "The Dysfunctional Family Theme Song," just because. No sex, of course, and very little actual h/c.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
I... just... oh, dear. Time travel, of course, but... I mean, Justin would be all over that, it’s just... oh, dear. Poor Cameron. I'm too disturbed to answer this.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Maeby slash? I don’t believe there is such a thing, which is rather a shame
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Again – is there such a thing?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
glossing's been known to.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Justin/Cuddy/Sofie; firstly – EW, oh, God, wrongness, ew. Secondly – no, I don’t believe so. Ew. *goes for brain bleach*
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
The answer to this,
unfortunately, is spoilery for an upcoming episode, and has therefore been censored. (But YAY!)
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Easy. "Horses," by Tori Amos
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
House/Wilson/Cameron – warnings for threesomes, sex, and emotional cruelty. This one I actually might write.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Cuddy/Olivia -- you know, this should make a weird kind of sense, but I've got nothing.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A long time ago. Stupid tiny fandom.
And wasn't there a really porny version of this? Somewhere?